Review: 0 out of 5
Best Song: Use the album as a frisbee.
This is the worst album in recorded history. (The very fact, I had to subject myself to reviewing this album, should make you come to this site everyday, as it shows how far I’m willing to go for all of you). Apparently, someone thought that it was a good idea to make an album composed entirely using fruity loops (sorry FL Studio) software. Anyone familiar with FL knows that any beat made using that software sounds very “tiny” and “rigid”, in comparison to production using hardware such as the Triton keyboard or the MPC. To top it off, Soulja Boy uses all the signature sounds (read: cheesy-over-used sounds) from the software such as on his latest hit (hopefully last) “Crank Dat” where the ubber-cheesy “steal drum” sound is used. Although, I do admit I would love to “superman that hoe” and that this album at times is a guilty pleasure for its sheer ignorance, this is still the worst rap album to ever be released. The internet age generation has taken over hip hop and this is the bi-product. Myspace rappers rejoice. Check the breakdown if only for entertainment purposes.
