In today’s buying it post, I want talk about fast food crack. Now I don’t know what fast food joints you turn into a crackhead for, but I go all Pookie over Burger King. Man, I love that damn place for no reason. And by no reason, I mean BK doesn’t really make anything worth mentioning. It’s not like Crackdonald’s (aka Macdonald’s) who are world renowned for their French fries or Popeyes for their greasy crack chicken. So what the hell am I doing selling my TV for Burger King?

BK is the only fast food joint I can go to where the prices are mad cheap and where I don’t feel like dying after eating there. Anytime I go to Macdonald’s or Wendy’s I end up feeling like I just ate Styrofoam dipped in greasy crack fat. It taste great, but doesn’t sit well and usually makes me fall asleep as the manufactured goodness passes through my lower intestines. Oh yeah and the next morning isn’t usually pretty.

Burger King on the other hand, sits well, and I don’t feel like I ate crack cocaine on a bun. BK makes the claim that their burgers are “flame broil” as opposed to other fast food places that fry their frozen patties. I don’t know what it is, but I’m buying it. And for the record, I didn’t sell my TV for BK, I sold my soul (jokes).

Special shout outs to my girl Wendy’s. What’s your fast food booty call?