WTF happened today in hip hop. Find out.

1. Remy Ma found guilty, plans jail house marriage with Papoose for next month. Fruity.

2. Random lady got GOT at Cavlar’s memorial celebration. Damn naggers.

3. Max B got shot, bounced out of hospital same day. Oww.

4. Ashanti trying to make a come back. All I see is sideburns.

5. Snoop tongues some wrestling hoe at Wrestlemania. Good for him.

6. Pauly Shore is really down. No not really.

7. Young Berg never heard of Bow Wow. Who?

8. Pharrel’s verse on “Paid in Full” with Ab Liva is his best verse ever.

10. That albino nagger, Freck Billionaire, gets arrested for trafficking blow. Fab’s street cred shoots up 10 points. Picture of freckled face Freck surfaces, Fab’s street cred down 80 points.