I hate, no I despise, fake hustlers. I hate fake people in general, but fake hustlers make me want to throw a stack at them or something ignorant like that. For the unaware, a fake hustler is someone who says or thinks their “hustling” but really is working a 9 to 5 for SOMEONE ELSE. Either that or they are pretending they are running their own business. I have a “friend” who told me he’s running an “internet media company” with “a friend”. First of all, who is this magical friend that all these fake hustlers are working with? Secondly, my “friend” doesn’t know shit about computers, he doesn’t even own one, there’s no way he has a booming internet company.

I have another “homie” who told me he owns a mechanic shop. I was surprised because he had told me he was making all this money as a mechanic working for GM. I was having some small problems with my car and asked if he could take a look at it at his shop and he said “yeah sure”. I called him repeatedly for where his shop is located and when I could take it there but homie never returned my call nor have I heard from this guy since, it’s been like 6 months.

Fake hustling is worse than being a victim, because not only are you not doing shit with your life, but your also lying about doing shit about your life. Don’t try to impress me by lying to me, I can spot a lie or fraud or a snake by just asking a few questions and I think most people can too. Don’t set off BS detectors and don’t be a fake hustler.

Are you a fake hustler?